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In the previous email we cried like a baby over the spilt milk that splattered with reality when we read through Good Life Rule #2:
The “job” of real estate agent kinda sucks.
Before that milk gets moldy let’s discuss what’s right in front of us – and then, what’s all around us.
What’s right in front of us is the job of real estate agent. Towing terrified buyers around with their titty babies terrorizing innocent seller’s homes. All while the parents ignore the bratty sawed off buttholes as you’re seconds away from slapping the sh*t out of both the parents and their little Chucky’s.
What’s all around us is the opportunity provided by the greatest small business in the world, real estate sales. We cannot for the life of us allow for this sweet scenario to slip through our spindly fingers.
Therefore, we begin with the end in mind, see the forest through the trees, and recognize that we are not real estate agents. We are not defined by an industry of bootysmoochers and telemarketers.
We are Mission based badasses on a journey to greatness leveraged through the business of real estate sales.
In this episode we discuss how to eliminate as much bootysmooching and pussyfooting as humanly possible from your business and your life. Make sure to visit www.realestategoodlife.com and take The Million Dollar Agent Challenge.
In Lead Generation Tip #4 we unleash the most lovable plan for the elimination of business based bootysmooching… the printed monthly newsletter. Listen carefully over the next several episodes as we dive into the many layers of lusciousness that is the newsletter.
In this episode I share with you the newsletter conversion statistics that will have you howling with heartfelt enthusiasm to launch your own lovable one to many marketing machine. If the “list” is the foundation to your No bootysmooching business, then the newsletter is the roof that functions fantastically on top of your business.
In this episode we discuss the precious plan for offsetting the production price of your one to many publication. After listening intently to this episode and masterplan you will be giddy with goosebumps about your hope filled blueprint for a No Bootysmooching based business model.
In episode 089, we continue the incredibly important topic of the newsletter. In life my Mission is now crystal clear: Help real estate agents reach financial independence. Why? Because “FI” is the best way to live. And, because the Wall Street Greed Machine is gunning for our greenbacks.
In episode 090, we discuss the spectacular spinoff benefit of having advertisers pay for the production of your publication. In #088 we discussed how easy it is to recruit advertising partners to offset the cost of mailing your newsletter. In today’s episode we talk about the incredible hidden benefit of the advertising partners.
